Heard over the PLO/8 table tonight:
So a mother is giving birth and the doctor delivers the baby and the mother asks, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
The doctor looks at the baby...and slams it against the wall. (Thud)
The mother is horrified. She can barely speak. She stammers, "What..what did you do that for? All I asked was if it was a boy or a girl!"
The doctor picks up the baby, gently caresses it and says, "I'm sorry." And then slams it against the wall again. (Splat)
The mother is nearly faint with horror.
The doctor says, "Oh, don't worry. I was just kidding around. It was stillborn."