I was dicking around on UltimateBet, waiting for a $10 HORSE tourney to start, when I succumbed to the temptations of the 'CASINO' tab. I put $10 into a PaiGow table (the poker players -EV game!) and bet $1 a hand. Four hands in, I was dealt this: The Worst Possible PaiGow Hand.
A 9-5 high with an 87 top. Pretty impressive. Online -EV blows.