So out of all of the regular New York poker bloggers who have run through the I Had Outs game, I've met all of them. Except for the F-Train. Oh, we've come close to meeting. Many many times. There was the time we missed each other by a few minutes at the Crack House. There was the time I was in Atlantic City and Dawn and Alceste said hello to me, without introducing me to the train who was standing 10 feet away. There was the time I was supposed to see a movie with him and CK, but my date was too tired to go.
It's really become comical at this point. Then, finally, CK convinced F-Train to stop by the Wall Street game to play 1-2 last night. If you've read the previous post, you'll find out that he came and left within a 60 second span. It was the closest I'd ever been but I didn't even get to shake his hand, let alone introduce myself.
CK thinks this is now "destiny" and we will never meet. But I have a plan. I'm going to put him on the Evite list for the poker games, and I'm going to cook bacon. God-damn it, I'm going to cook bacon.
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I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I thought to myself, "Bacon = Goy bait." HAHAHAHAHA And then I couldn't help but share that with you.
Oh, whoops - that being said, for all I know F-Train is a good Kosher Jewish Boy, but from your post I presumed not. But I also know that presuming is bad.
We'll always have Paris.
Wait. No we won't.
Step 1. Prepare bacon.
Step 2. Set up box, propped open by stick.
Step 3. Tie string to stick, hide behind boulder.
Step 4. Wait for F-Train to take the bait and then snare the trap.
Nice call, Jamie. Just be careful, cause you might catch an alcoholic hippie instead. Bacon is great bait for a wide variety of degenerates.
Just so you know, he is already on your Evite list (and apparently has been for some time now).
You mean I'm being willfully ignored? And to think, we never even dated...
What kind of Jew doesn't put a dash in G-d?
And really, F-Train, who really doesn't deserve a dash, isn't all that. :-)
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