Online donkery: Lemon, Lemon...Cherry!

I'm Fritzle.

This is my fourth hand at the table. I haven't played a single hand yet.

Full Tilt Poker Game #7192980566: Table Lineshack - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:00:36 ET - 2008/07/12
Seat 1: gomel777 ($156.50)
Seat 2: Fritzle ($118) <----ME
Seat 3: mbdv ($231.65)
Seat 4: MasterChen ($316.35)
Seat 5: JiggaTing ($285.20)
Seat 6: mts7221 ($90.50) <----Moronic Villian
Seat 7: RikaKazak ($522.60)
Seat 8: Pepper117 ($41)
Seat 9: Dino21Might ($201)
mts7221 posts the small blind of $1
RikaKazak posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fritzle [Kh Ks]
Pepper117 folds
Dino21Might folds
gomel777 folds
Fritzle raises to $8 <----A gentle raise with pocket Kings
mbdv folds
MasterChen folds
JiggaTing folds
mts7221 calls $7 <----Defending the small blind? Heads up?
RikaKazak folds
*** FLOP *** [6h 7d Qd]
mts7221 checks
Fritzle bets $15 <---Pot size bet on the flush draw board.
mts7221 calls $15 <-----A call is weak here. Unless he flopped a monster.
*** TURN *** [6h 7d Qd] [9s] <----The 9s seems harmless to me.
mts7221 checks <-----He checks out of position. Missed flush draw?
Fritzle bets $95, and is all in <---Pot is over $45 at this point. I want to take it down.
mts7221 calls $67.50, and is all in <----Call! I assume he has a set.
Fritzle shows [Kh Ks]
mts7221 shows [7c 9c] <----WTF? He called PF and on the flop with this garbage?
Uncalled bet of $27.50 returned to Fritzle
*** RIVER *** [6h 7d Qd 9s] [3d]
Fritzle shows a pair of Kings
mts7221 shows two pair, Nines and Sevens
mts7221 wins the pot ($180) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $183 Rake $3
Board: [6h 7d Qd 9s 3d]
Seat 1: gomel777 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Fritzle showed [Kh Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: mbdv didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MasterChen didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: JiggaTing (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: mts7221 (small blind) showed [7c 9c] and won ($180) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 7: RikaKazak (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Pepper117 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Dino21Might didn't bet (folded)

Cooler. What a cooler. The bad play on this part was astounding. I shake it off and concentrate on trying to double up the little stack I'm left with.


Full Tilt Poker Game #7193025841: Table Lineshack - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:04:06 ET - 2008/07/12
Seat 1: gomel777 ($162.85)
Seat 2: Fritzle ($23.50)
Seat 3: mbdv ($241.65)
Seat 4: MasterChen ($316.35)
Seat 5: JiggaTing ($285.20)
Seat 6: mts7221 ($174)
Seat 7: RikaKazak ($519.60)
Seat 8: Pepper117 ($47)
Seat 9: Dino21Might ($189)
gomel777 posts the small blind of $1
Fritzle posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fritzle [Ad Kd]
mbdv folds
MasterChen folds
JiggaTing raises to $7
mts7221 folds
RikaKazak folds
Pepper117 calls $7
Dino21Might folds
gomel777 folds
Fritzle raises to $23.50, and is all in
JiggaTing has 15 seconds left to act
JiggaTing calls $16.50
Pepper117 folds
Fritzle shows [Ad Kd]
JiggaTing shows [7h 7c]
*** FLOP *** [5c 3h Jh]
*** TURN *** [5c 3h Jh] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [5c 3h Jh 3d] [9d]
Fritzle shows a pair of Threes
JiggaTing shows two pair, Sevens and Threes
JiggaTing wins the pot ($52.25) with two pair, Sevens and Threes
Fritzle is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $55 Rake $2.75
Board: [5c 3h Jh 3d 9d]
Seat 1: gomel777 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Fritzle (big blind) showed [Ad Kd] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 3: mbdv didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MasterChen didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: JiggaTing showed [7h 7c] and won ($52.25) with two pair, Sevens and Threes
Seat 6: mts7221 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: RikaKazak didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Pepper117 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Dino21Might (button) didn't bet (folded)

Ok, so I lost a race with AK suited. No biggie. I didn't feel bad about this one. I buy in for another $80 (my first buyin was $120) and I manage to double it up in about 45 minutes on a few little pots. Then...another cooler.


Full Tilt Poker Game #7193773293: Table Lineshack - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:02:04 ET - 2008/07/12
Seat 1: Bone4AK ($186.10)
Seat 2: Fritzle ($166)
Seat 3: mbdv ($258.30)
Seat 4: MasterChen ($322)
Seat 5: PJam_JR ($200.40)
Seat 6: The Good Life11 ($203)
Seat 7: BoooomBaby7 ($373)
Seat 8: mamar ($72.65)
Seat 9: 12pp ($40)
mbdv posts the small blind of $1
MasterChen posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fritzle [Kd Ad]
PJam_JR raises to $7
The Good Life11 folds
BoooomBaby7 folds
mamar folds
12pp folds
Bone4AK folds
Fritzle calls $7
BoooomBaby7 has been disconnected
mbdv folds
MasterChen folds
BoooomBaby7 has reconnected
*** FLOP *** [As Qc Ac]
PJam_JR bets $10
Fritzle calls $10
*** TURN *** [As Qc Ac] [7d]
PJam_JR checks
Fritzle bets $20
PJam_JR calls $20
*** RIVER *** [As Qc Ac 7d] [5h]
PJam_JR bets $50
Fritzle calls $50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PJam_JR shows [Qd Qs] a full house, Queens full of Aces
BoooomBaby7: goodlife... did you have an A that hand?
Fritzle mucks
PJam_JR wins the pot ($174) with a full house, Queens full of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $177 Rake $3
Board: [As Qc Ac 7d 5h]
Seat 1: Bone4AK didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Fritzle (button) mucked [Kd Ad] - three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: mbdv (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: MasterChen (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: PJam_JR showed [Qd Qs] and won ($174) with a full house, Queens full of Aces
Seat 6: The Good Life11 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: BoooomBaby7 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: mamar didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: 12pp didn't bet (folded)

Another AK suited goes down in flames on what seems like a perfect flop. I felt a little wierd about the betting given his tentative call of my $20 bet on the turn. Little did he know that if he had pushed all in almost anywhere during the betting, I would have called. A perfect flop to felt me and my chip stack is halved.

Until the poker gods see fit to give most of it back.


Full Tilt Poker Game #7193971830: Table Lineshack - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:18:03 ET - 2008/07/12
Seat 1: Bone4AK ($204)
Seat 2: Fritzle ($92.40)
Seat 3: mbdv ($266.95)
Seat 4: MasterChen ($313)
Seat 5: PJam_JR ($286.70)
Seat 6: The Good Life11 ($222.55)
Seat 7: BoooomBaby7 ($365)
Seat 8: mamar ($74.65)
Seat 9: 12pp ($79)
Bone4AK posts the small blind of $1
Fritzle posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fritzle [Td 8d] <---I'm in the Big Blind here.
mbdv folds
MasterChen folds
PJam_JR calls $2
The Good Life11 has 15 seconds left to act
The Good Life11 calls $2
BoooomBaby7 folds
mamar folds
12pp folds
Bone4AK folds
Fritzle checks
*** FLOP *** [9c 7d 3d] <---No raise pre-flop and I flop a MONSTER draw. Flush and OESD.
Fritzle bets $5
PJam_JR has 15 seconds left to act
PJam_JR calls $5
The Good Life11 has 15 seconds left to act
The Good Life11 raises to $16
Fritzle raises to $90.40, and is all in <---I decide to gamble as a 60% favorite to improve to what is likely the nuts.
PJam_JR folds
The Good Life11 calls $74.40
Fritzle shows [Td 8d]
The Good Life11 shows [9h 7h] <----Top two. No getting away from this. Can't blame him.
*** TURN *** [9c 7d 3d] [Js] <----BOOM!
*** RIVER *** [9c 7d 3d Js] [6s] <----The other end of the straight, just for good measure.
Fritzle shows a straight, Jack high
The Good Life11 shows two pair, Nines and Sevens
Fritzle wins the pot ($189.80) with a straight, Jack high <----Ship it!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $192.80 Rake $3
Board: [9c 7d 3d Js 6s]
Seat 1: Bone4AK (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Fritzle (big blind) showed [Td 8d] and won ($189.80) with a straight, Jack high
Seat 3: mbdv didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MasterChen didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: PJam_JR folded on the Flop
Seat 6: The Good Life11 showed [9h 7h] and lost with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 7: BoooomBaby7 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: mamar didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: 12pp (button) didn't bet (folded)

I swear, I feel more comfortable playing at seedy underground rooms for 3X these stakes then I do playing NLHE online.