Have you been following the wonderful saga of little Jamie Lynn Spears? The younger sister of trainwreck Britney Spears is pregnant. She's 16. Oh yeah, she's also the start of 'Zooey 101', a popular tween show on Nickelodeon. Oh yeah, her mother's book on Christian parenting got, um, postponed indefinitely. Oh yeah, her mother also sold the rights to the pregnancy story to OK magazine for $1 million dollars (reportedly).
I really didn't think this microscope trained on fucktarded parenting could get any funnier, but it did. An article on MSNBC is reporting that the father, Jamie's boyfriend Casey Aldridge, most likely committed statutory rape in impregnating his girlfriend. No, the funny part is not that he could possibly receive jail time (he's either 18 or 19 according to reports). The funny bit is that the article reports his current profession as 'pipe layer'.
I. Shit. You. Not.
If you don't think this is funny, you are retarded.
I'm hoping this is someone having a laugh with the poor hapless reporter on this one. The last time that happened, I laughed for a week when a guy gave his name to one of those 'reporter on the street' guys who ask questions and publish the answers next to people's pictures. The funny name that sent me into hysterics? Heywood Jablome.
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