Tuesday, April 22, 2008

A recent fantasy

6.5x52mm Mannlicher-Carcano Bolt Action Rifle: $125 on Ebay

100 bullets for said rifle: $30, also on Ebay

Plane ticket to Los Angeles, the advertising capital of the world: $265, One-Way

One week rental of apartment overlooking one particular building: $430

Putting a slug through the eyes of the guy who wrote those fucking Mastercard commercials: Priceless

For relief of annoyance, there's stalking and assasination
For everything else, there's Mastercard

4 comments:

msbuss said...

Don't waste your money. The agency that does MasterCard is in NYC. And for the record, LA has NEVER been the advertising capital of the world.

Jamie said...

I'm leaving a false trail...

Joaquin "The Rooster" Ochoa said...

Errr...ummmm O.K. I come here for hand history...haha!

Andy S said...

Fun fact: The voice of the Priceless campaign is veteran actor Billy Crudup (Big Fish, Almost Famous) who is a poker player. I saw him once at one of the clubs.