6.5x52mm Mannlicher-Carcano Bolt Action Rifle: $125 on Ebay
100 bullets for said rifle: $30, also on Ebay
Plane ticket to Los Angeles, the advertising capital of the world: $265, One-Way
One week rental of apartment overlooking one particular building: $430
Putting a slug through the eyes of the guy who wrote those fucking Mastercard commercials: Priceless
For relief of annoyance, there's stalking and assasination
For everything else, there's Mastercard
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Don't waste your money. The agency that does MasterCard is in NYC. And for the record, LA has NEVER been the advertising capital of the world.
I'm leaving a false trail...
Errr...ummmm O.K. I come here for hand history...haha!
Fun fact: The voice of the Priceless campaign is veteran actor Billy Crudup (Big Fish, Almost Famous) who is a poker player. I saw him once at one of the clubs.
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